Writing For Myself: Rumors, Vol. 1
Sep. 14th, 2011 09:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mancalledtrueThe following may or may not be true. I only repeat what I hear.
In 1997, the first sentient webpage was developed. Every time you hit the Refresh button, it feeds on some of the data. This is why you sometimes lose what you typed into the page.
Raccoons have discovered fire. Being clever, they've concealed all traces of this discovery from primates.
Social Security numbers that start with 9 and end with 04 are called "cull numbers". When the crackdown begins, these people will be transported to secret military facilities, and given to the aliens in exchange for new energy-production techniques.
Jesus returned two years ago. He's disguised as a mid-level manager in a major corporation, compiling information on whether or not humanity can be redeemed. None of his direct underlings have taken any sick days in the last two years.
Emulators contain secret programs that allow AIs to monitor your keystrokes.
That picture of the Man in the Fine Black Suit at the JFK assassination is fake. He was in Guyana that day, setting up a certain campsite.
When you put anything under five dollars into a Salvation Army bucket, they note your license plate number as you leave.
If a book's cover has a person's face on it, never put that book face-down. It creates a negative link between your soul and that person's. If the person is dead, it creates a negative link between your soul and that person's daemon. This only applies to front covers.
Eat three sesame seeds off the top of a newly-baked roll, spit in the hole created, and leave the rest for the birds, and no crow will ever cross your path again.
Camera phones can't pick up Infinity Symbols.
There is a secret blogging community devoted to truth-trading. It's not listed on any search engine, but certain truth-traders have hidden links to it in the source code of their websites. Search "gregory summers veritas" in a certain low-grade search engine to get started.
Drop three Euros into a mailbox in Raleigh, one of which is marked with your own blood, and you'll find a picture of the Man with the Dime's last known location in your wallet the next day. The mailbox you need has the Cupola on its side, just under a rustspot.
A woman named Ciera is currently living in Istanbul. In her handbag is a picture of the Devil, taken seventy years ago.
In 1997, the first sentient webpage was developed. Every time you hit the Refresh button, it feeds on some of the data. This is why you sometimes lose what you typed into the page.
Raccoons have discovered fire. Being clever, they've concealed all traces of this discovery from primates.
Social Security numbers that start with 9 and end with 04 are called "cull numbers". When the crackdown begins, these people will be transported to secret military facilities, and given to the aliens in exchange for new energy-production techniques.
Jesus returned two years ago. He's disguised as a mid-level manager in a major corporation, compiling information on whether or not humanity can be redeemed. None of his direct underlings have taken any sick days in the last two years.
Emulators contain secret programs that allow AIs to monitor your keystrokes.
That picture of the Man in the Fine Black Suit at the JFK assassination is fake. He was in Guyana that day, setting up a certain campsite.
When you put anything under five dollars into a Salvation Army bucket, they note your license plate number as you leave.
If a book's cover has a person's face on it, never put that book face-down. It creates a negative link between your soul and that person's. If the person is dead, it creates a negative link between your soul and that person's daemon. This only applies to front covers.
Eat three sesame seeds off the top of a newly-baked roll, spit in the hole created, and leave the rest for the birds, and no crow will ever cross your path again.
Camera phones can't pick up Infinity Symbols.
There is a secret blogging community devoted to truth-trading. It's not listed on any search engine, but certain truth-traders have hidden links to it in the source code of their websites. Search "gregory summers veritas" in a certain low-grade search engine to get started.
Drop three Euros into a mailbox in Raleigh, one of which is marked with your own blood, and you'll find a picture of the Man with the Dime's last known location in your wallet the next day. The mailbox you need has the Cupola on its side, just under a rustspot.
A woman named Ciera is currently living in Istanbul. In her handbag is a picture of the Devil, taken seventy years ago.
