Post-Vegas Rundown

The short version, since the long version isn't something we'd probably want to hear:

- Spent too much on a massage.
- Ate at a stylish buffet.
- Was amazed by the Blue Man Group.
- Lost my virginity for $160.
- Ate at an "American-style" diner.
- Went to a porn shop.
- Visited a museum of erotic art.
- Had an amazingly high-brow discussion about erotic comics with the museum staff.
- Took a cab too far in the wrong direction.
- Walked a long way.
- Visited a pinball museum.
- Walked the rest of the way.
- Ate at a British-style pub.
- Was entertained by the Crazy Girls show.
- Ate at a disturbingly-expensive burger joint.
- Considered going to an amusement park but changed my mind.
- Ate at a French steakhouse.
- Walked down the Strip after dark.
- Got ripped off by a stripper agency.
- Had a fairly extensive discussion with that stripper.
- Ate at a breakfast buffet.
- Went home.