My tweets

• Fri, 18:26: Just spent $200 to have company while I masturbate.
• Fri, 18:26: Can't get off with women, can't get off with transsexuals... I think I'm asexual.
• Fri, 18:27: Before you ask the obvious question, no, I'm not attracted to men, so that rules that one out.
• Fri, 21:07: It's sad that this hotel has better Internet than my house.
• Fri, 22:21: Watching the Lego Movie on hotel PPV. I've had worse Friday nights.
• Sat, 10:48: Slow start this morning. Not much of a problem, this town sleeps til noon.
• Sat, 11:31: Dear God, I love the Hennepin County Library.