My tweets

• Fri, 14:45: I don't think they're serving meat in the consuite today. Ah, well. I've cut back on my meat consumption lately for weight reasons.
• Fri, 21:25: So that makes four times I've had sex in my life. I've had more root canals than sexual encounters.
• Fri, 21:26: Actually had Tina (the escort) stick around and talk for a bit. Apparently she's in marketing outside of "the life".
• Fri, 23:20: No One Has Ever Said This Before: "Banana-parrot overlords".
• Fri, 23:20: No One Has Ever Said This Before: "Bananasiah".