Litany of Pain

My toes hurt. All of the toes on my right foot.

I can't bend all the way.

Just this morning, I started getting jabbing pains whenever I bend my left arm.

My right arm is still aching. It's like taking a number of shots to the funny bone.

It was only a few days ago that I got the full use of my neck back.

My money's on my hip being the next to go.