Harper's Index of the MCT

Age at which I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome: 10

Age at which I learned to tie my shoes: 7

Size, in megabytes, of the "Video Game" folder in my music collection on this laptop: 296

Number of alcoholic beverages I have consumed in my life: 1 1/2

Number of cousins I have, on both sides of the family combined: 10

Change in my hours per week worked from last year to this year, on average: -5

Wages lost per week as a result: $45

Number of companies I've worked for in my life: 1

Number of people I consider role models: 2

Real people among those role models: 0