For the 4th, a Vampire-Hunting President.

Saw Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Not sure what I thought. On the one hand, several good performances and a surfeit of action. On the other hand, extremely choppy filmmaking with an overuse of shakycam and slowmo, a hackjob plot, and a surprisingly squeamish attitude towards its R rating.

All in all, I don't regret seeing it, but anyone else can be satisfied with Netflix.

Now I'm in a dark room, watching my neighbors set off fireworks. Happy 4th, invisible American readers.