Technology Has Moved On, And I Breathe Its Dust.

I understand that floppy disks are now somewhere alongside dot-matrix printers and "kilobytes as impressive data amounts" in the dustbin of computational history.

But most of my written material is still on floppies.

So I ask you, designers of computer equipment stores. Can you please put USB floppy drives somewhere in your buildings that don't require maps, compasses, and class levels in Ranger to locate? Because I can't get back to my writing without the information on those discs.