Writer's Block: The long and short of it

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Discounting children's books, the shortest book I've read is probably C.S. Lewis's The Screwtape Letters, which is more a pamphlet than a book (not that this makes it bad).

The longest is definitely Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, which in hindsight should have tipped me off that bad times were coming - children's books have no need to be 700+ pages.

Operation: P.O.W.E.R.P.U.F.F. - Chapter Nineteen, First Half

(Sporker's note: there was so much worthy of so much bile that I had to split the post in half again.  Sorry about that.)

Man Called True: I had a situation here. The Emperor took one look at the next chapter and refused to have anything to do with it. Same goes for Golbez and Laguna. Yes, folks, it just goes downhill from here. So…I had to call in a favor or two. For this chapter, I decided to bring in some heroes. From Final Fantasy XII, Balthier…

Balthier: I suppose I can live with being a supporting role today.

MCT: And from Final Fantasy X, Auron.

Auron: What new hell is this?

MCT: You’re about to find out.

 

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Operation: P.O.W.E.R.P.U.F.F. - Chapter Nineteen, Second Half

 

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