The State Fair Tried to Kill Me

I have a stitch in my side, my feet hurt, my neck doesn't feel much better, and I don't want to think what today's caloric intake was.

But at least I had fun at the fair.

I tried bacon ice cream. Have you ever seen in a TV show when a character eats something, blinks, and stares into space for a while as they try to figure out what they just ate? I actually did that today.